facilitree - a tree that you use when you're too lazy to walk to the toil

a tree that you use when you're too lazy to walk to the toilet and you just let it all out in front of everyone

I used the facilitree in the grocery store and my dad saw me and it was the worst day ever

I was at the park with my friends and I used the facilitree and they all laughed at me

I used the facilitree during a meeting and my boss was so mad