Facewreck

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When you friend someone on Facebook just so you can laugh at their dumb, endless, and utterly cringe posts about their messed-up life.
'I got fired again and now I live in a van. Also my dog died. Also I'm in love with my ex's sister. Also I have 3 jobs. Also I'm broke.'
'My life is a disaster and I post about it daily. Also my ex just texted me. Also I'm still in love with him. Also I'm still broke.'
'I'm sad. Also I'm drunk. Also I'm posting this at 3 AM. Also my life is a train wreck. Also I'm still friends with you.'
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You befriend people on Facebook just so you can watch them cry about their dumb, messy, and never-ending life problems.
'My dog ate my homework. My ex is back. My mom is yelling at me. Also I'm crying. Also I'm posting this at 2 AM.'
'I'm broke. I'm single. I'm sad. I'm still friends with you. Also I'm posting this because I have nothing better to do.'
'I got dumped. I got fired. I got a tattoo of my ex's name. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
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You friend someone on Facebook just to laugh at their dumb, endless, and super annoying posts about their train wreck life.
'My life is a disaster. Also I got dumped. Also I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
'I'm broke. I'm drunk. I'm sad. I'm still friends with you. Also I'm posting this because I have nothing better to do.'
'I got fired. I got dumped. I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
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You friend someone on Facebook just to watch them post about their dumb, never-ending, and utterly cringe life problems.
'I'm sad. Also I'm drunk. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
'My life is a disaster. Also I got dumped. Also I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you.'
'I'm broke. Also I'm single. Also I'm sad. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
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You befriend someone on Facebook just so you can laugh at their dumb, endless, and super annoying posts about their train wreck life.
'I got dumped. Also I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
'I'm broke. Also I'm drunk. Also I'm sad. Also I'm still friends with you.'
'My life is a disaster. Also I got fired. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
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