Facewreck
You befriend someone on Facebook just so you can laugh at their dumb, endless, and super annoying posts about their train wreck life.
'I got dumped. Also I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
'I'm broke. Also I'm drunk. Also I'm sad. Also I'm still friends with you.'
'My life is a disaster. Also I got fired. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'