Facewreck
You friend someone on Facebook just to watch them post about their dumb, never-ending, and utterly cringe life problems.
'I'm sad. Also I'm drunk. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'
'My life is a disaster. Also I got dumped. Also I got a tattoo. Also I'm still friends with you.'
'I'm broke. Also I'm single. Also I'm sad. Also I'm still friends with you. Also I'm still posting about it.'