Facewake

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When dead people get more likes on Facebook than living people get from their mom; a bunch of fake friends cry over a dead guy’s profile like he was their ex.
My ex cried at my dead uncle’s wall. I asked why, and she said, 'He had more likes than you.'
My gym buddy posted 'RIP' on my dead neighbor’s timeline. I said, 'He was your neighbor, not your dad.'
My mom’s best friend cried over a dead guy’s wall. I said, 'You didn’t even know him.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A funeral on Facebook; when dead people get more attention than living ones because they don’t bother you with texts or chores.
My dead neighbor got 500 likes. My living neighbor only sent me a text that said, 'I’m coming over in 10 minutes.'
My ex’s dead uncle got 1,000 likes. My ex only sent me a message that said, 'I’m getting divorce papers.'
My dad’s dead best friend got 300 likes. My dad only texted me, 'I’m coming home in 30 minutes.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When dead people have more friends on Facebook than living people have brains; everyone posts 'RIP' like they’re in a funeral, not on a social media app.
My dead coworker had 2,000 friends. My living coworker only has 2 brains.
My dead uncle had 1,500 likes. My living uncle only has 1 brain and a bad attitude.
My dead mom had 3,000 friends. My living mom only has 3 brains and a mouth that never stops.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A bunch of people crying over a dead guy’s Facebook profile because they don’t have the guts to tell the living guy to shut up.
My dead neighbor’s wall had 100 comments. My living neighbor only said, 'I’m coming over in 5 minutes.'
My dead boss had 200 likes. My living boss only said, 'I’m coming to work in 10 minutes.'
My dead friend had 500 likes. My living friend only said, 'I’m coming to lunch in 5 minutes.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A wake for dead people on Facebook; people post 'RIP' like they were there, but they were just scrolling on their phones.
My dead friend got 1,000 likes. I only got 1 text that said, 'I’m coming to the funeral in 10 minutes.'
My dead coworker had 500 comments. I only had 5 texts from my living coworkers.
My dead uncle had 1,500 likes. My living uncle only had 1 brain and 1 mouth.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When dead people get more love on Facebook than living people get from their parents; people cry over a dead guy’s timeline like he was their best friend.
My dead dad had 2,000 likes. My living dad only said, 'I’m coming home in 10 minutes.'
My dead mom had 3,000 likes. My living mom only said, 'I’m coming to dinner in 5 minutes.'
My dead uncle had 1,000 likes. My living uncle only had 1 brain and 1 mouth.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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