Facewake
When dead people get more love on Facebook than living people get from their parents; people cry over a dead guy’s timeline like he was their best friend.
My dead dad had 2,000 likes. My living dad only said, 'I’m coming home in 10 minutes.'
My dead mom had 3,000 likes. My living mom only said, 'I’m coming to dinner in 5 minutes.'
My dead uncle had 1,000 likes. My living uncle only had 1 brain and 1 mouth.