Facewake
A funeral on Facebook; when dead people get more attention than living ones because they don’t bother you with texts or chores.
My dead neighbor got 500 likes. My living neighbor only sent me a text that said, 'I’m coming over in 10 minutes.'
My ex’s dead uncle got 1,000 likes. My ex only sent me a message that said, 'I’m getting divorce papers.'
My dad’s dead best friend got 300 likes. My dad only texted me, 'I’m coming home in 30 minutes.'