Facewake
When dead people have more friends on Facebook than living people have brains; everyone posts 'RIP' like they’re in a funeral, not on a social media app.
My dead coworker had 2,000 friends. My living coworker only has 2 brains.
My dead uncle had 1,500 likes. My living uncle only has 1 brain and a bad attitude.
My dead mom had 3,000 friends. My living mom only has 3 brains and a mouth that never stops.