facepalm bodyslam

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You slap your whole hand across a kid's face like you're trying to smother them and then push them away so hard they crash into the softest thing nearby, like a couch, a pillow, or a pile of snacks.
My little brother tried to steal my pizza, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch.
The kid kept yelling at me, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into a mountain of cereal.
She called me a dork, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into the couch like it was a throne.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You put your hand on a kid's face like it's a doorknob and then push them so hard they fly into something soft, like the couch, the floor, or a pile of homework.
He said I was ugly, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the floor like it was a mattress.
She kept talking, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pile of homework.
He called me a baby, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a bed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You press your whole hand on a kid's face like they're a bug and then flick them so hard they crash into the softest thing they can find, like the couch, the ground, or a pillow.
She kept bugging me, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into the ground like it was a trampoline.
He kept talking too much, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a bed.
She called me a loser, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pillow like it was a soft landing.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You press your whole hand on a kid's face like you're trying to kill them and then push them so hard they go flying into the softest thing they can find, like the couch, a pillow, or a mountain of snacks.
He said I was a nerd, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a pillow.
She kept arguing, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pile of snacks.
He kept talking, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the ground like it was a mattress.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You grab a kid's face with your whole hand like you're trying to crush them and then push them so hard they crash into something soft, like the couch, the floor, or a pile of snacks.
He yelled at me, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the floor like it was a trampoline.
She kept being annoying, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pile of snacks.
He said I was a dork, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a pillow.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You put your whole hand on a kid's face like you're trying to break their nose and then push them so hard they crash into the softest thing they can find, like the couch, the floor, or a mountain of homework.
She called me a baby, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into the floor like it was a mattress.
He kept talking, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a pillow.
She kept arguing, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a mountain of homework.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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