facepalm bodyslam
You put your hand on a kid's face like it's a doorknob and then push them so hard they fly into something soft, like the couch, the floor, or a pile of homework.
He said I was ugly, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the floor like it was a mattress.
She kept talking, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pile of homework.
He called me a baby, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a bed.