facepalm bodyslam
You press your whole hand on a kid's face like you're trying to kill them and then push them so hard they go flying into the softest thing they can find, like the couch, a pillow, or a mountain of snacks.
He said I was a nerd, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a pillow.
She kept arguing, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pile of snacks.
He kept talking, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the ground like it was a mattress.