facepalm bodyslam
You press your whole hand on a kid's face like they're a bug and then flick them so hard they crash into the softest thing they can find, like the couch, the ground, or a pillow.
She kept bugging me, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into the ground like it was a trampoline.
He kept talking too much, so I facepalm bodyslammed him into the couch like it was a bed.
She called me a loser, so I facepalm bodyslammed her into a pillow like it was a soft landing.