Facepad

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Facepad is what Facebook should be called if it was a big fat loser who got kicked out of school for fighting a principal. It might even make people join because it sounds like a snack.

My mom joined Facepad because it reminded her of face pads you put on your face when you cry at the movies.

My brother thought Facepad was a new type of pizza and ordered 100 boxes.

My teacher said Facepad is the reason why she failed math last year.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facepad is Facebook's new name if it got a bad haircut and a tattoo that said 'I will never be cool again.' It might even make people join because it sounds like a face mask.

I joined Facepad because I thought it was a new kind of face mask that makes you smell like a gym sock.

My dog joined Facepad and now he’s posting selfies every day.

My dad thinks Facepad is a new type of beer and drinks it at 3 AM.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facepad is Facebook's new name if it got kicked out of the cool kids' club and now it wears sunglasses inside a classroom. It might even make people join because it sounds like a facepad you use to wipe your nose.

My mom’s friend joined Facepad because she thought it was a new way to clean her face after crying at a soap opera.

My dog joined Facepad because he thought it was a new kind of chew toy.

My uncle joined Facepad and now he’s posting photos of his cat wearing sunglasses.

by Slangipedia 13d ago