Facepad
Facepad is what Facebook should be called if it was a big fat loser who got kicked out of school for fighting a principal. It might even make people join because it sounds like a snack.
My mom joined Facepad because it reminded her of face pads you put on your face when you cry at the movies.
My brother thought Facepad was a new type of pizza and ordered 100 boxes.
My teacher said Facepad is the reason why she failed math last year.