Facepad
Facepad is Facebook's new name if it got a bad haircut and a tattoo that said 'I will never be cool again.' It might even make people join because it sounds like a face mask.
I joined Facepad because I thought it was a new kind of face mask that makes you smell like a gym sock.
My dog joined Facepad and now he’s posting selfies every day.
My dad thinks Facepad is a new type of beer and drinks it at 3 AM.