Facepad
Facepad is Facebook's new name if it got kicked out of the cool kids' club and now it wears sunglasses inside a classroom. It might even make people join because it sounds like a facepad you use to wipe your nose.
My mom’s friend joined Facepad because she thought it was a new way to clean her face after crying at a soap opera.
My dog joined Facepad because he thought it was a new kind of chew toy.
My uncle joined Facepad and now he’s posting photos of his cat wearing sunglasses.