faceous

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Faceous is a guy who takes licking ass so seriously it’s like a full-time job. He’s usually white, has hair the color of mud, and smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin is faceous. He once got a promotion for sucking a boss's ass during a meeting.
I saw him at the mall. He was sucking a stranger's ass in the food court.
He got salmonella from a guy who didn’t wash his hands before he started.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A faceous man is like a dog who’s been promised a treat every time he eats poop. He’s got a weird stomach and a face that looks like it’s been through hell.
He got a new job at the deli because he sucks ass better than the previous guy.
He texted me: 'Just sucked a guy’s ass at the gym. Feels good, man.'
He got ulcerative colitis from licking too many butts at the bar.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faceous is a guy who’s so into licking ass, he’d probably do it in a church if he thought God would pay him.
He sucked a guy’s ass during a Zoom call. The whole team saw it.
He got a raise because he sucked the CEO’s ass during a meeting.
He once licked a guy’s ass in the grocery store. The guy just smiled and said 'thanks.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A faceous person is someone who’d rather lick a guy’s ass than eat a real meal. He looks like he’s been run over by a bus and smells like old spaghetti.
He licked a guy’s ass at the airport. The guy said 'thank you' and gave him a free ticket.
He licked a guy’s ass during a meeting. The meeting ended early.
He got a job at the hospital because he licked a nurse’s ass and she fell for it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faceous is a man who’s so good at licking ass, he could start his own religion. He’s got a weird stomach and a face that looks like it’s been through hell.
He started a new religion called 'The Ass Lickers of Doom.'
He licked a guy’s ass in the middle of a street. People started following him.
He got a new job at the church because he licked the pastor’s ass during the sermon.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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