faceous
Faceous is a man who’s so good at licking ass, he could start his own religion. He’s got a weird stomach and a face that looks like it’s been through hell.
He started a new religion called 'The Ass Lickers of Doom.'
He licked a guy’s ass in the middle of a street. People started following him.
He got a new job at the church because he licked the pastor’s ass during the sermon.
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