faceous
A faceous person is someone who’d rather lick a guy’s ass than eat a real meal. He looks like he’s been run over by a bus and smells like old spaghetti.
He licked a guy’s ass at the airport. The guy said 'thank you' and gave him a free ticket.
He licked a guy’s ass during a meeting. The meeting ended early.
He got a job at the hospital because he licked a nurse’s ass and she fell for it.