faceous
A faceous man is like a dog who’s been promised a treat every time he eats poop. He’s got a weird stomach and a face that looks like it’s been through hell.
He got a new job at the deli because he sucks ass better than the previous guy.
He texted me: 'Just sucked a guy’s ass at the gym. Feels good, man.'
He got ulcerative colitis from licking too many butts at the bar.