Facebud

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A facebud is a person you chat with online but never want to see in real life because they’re annoying and you’d rather punch them than shake their hand.
I’ve been talking to this facebud for a year, and now they want to meet me? I’m gonna need a bigger punchbag.
My facebud said they’re coming to town. I’m gonna pretend I’m out of town.
That facebud just sent me a selfie. I’m gonna send them a photo of my fist.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facebud is someone you talk to online but would rather fight than hug because they’re a pain in the neck and you’ve got better things to do.
My facebud asked if I want to hang out. I said, ‘No, I want to hang up.’
I talk to my facebud every day. I’d rather talk to my dog.
My facebud said they’re coming to my city. I’m gonna move to another one.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facebud is like a friend you’ve never met, but you already hate them because they’re fake and they bother you more than your actual enemies.
My facebud thinks they’re cool. I think they’re a total dud.
I’ve had this facebud for years, and I still don’t know what they look like. I don’t care.
My facebud sent me a message. I replied with a swear word.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facebud is someone you’ve talked to online, but you’d rather fight them than meet them because they’re a total waste of your time and energy.
I’ve talked to my facebud for months. I’d rather fight a dragon.
My facebud said they want to meet me. I said, ‘No thanks, I’ve got a headache.’
I can’t wait to meet my facebud. I’ve got a whole list of swear words ready.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facebud is a person you’ve talked to online, but you’d rather take a bullet than see them in person because they’re a pain and they’re not worth the trouble.
I’d take a bullet before I meet my facebud. They’re that annoying.
I’ve had this facebud for years. They’re like a bad movie that won’t end.
My facebud just sent me a message. I replied with a swear word and a death threat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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