Facebud
A facebud is someone you talk to online but would rather fight than hug because they’re a pain in the neck and you’ve got better things to do.
My facebud asked if I want to hang out. I said, ‘No, I want to hang up.’
I talk to my facebud every day. I’d rather talk to my dog.
My facebud said they’re coming to my city. I’m gonna move to another one.