Facebud
A facebud is a person you’ve talked to online, but you’d rather take a bullet than see them in person because they’re a pain and they’re not worth the trouble.
I’d take a bullet before I meet my facebud. They’re that annoying.
I’ve had this facebud for years. They’re like a bad movie that won’t end.
My facebud just sent me a message. I replied with a swear word and a death threat.