Facebud
A facebud is someone you’ve talked to online, but you’d rather fight them than meet them because they’re a total waste of your time and energy.
I’ve talked to my facebud for months. I’d rather fight a dragon.
My facebud said they want to meet me. I said, ‘No thanks, I’ve got a headache.’
I can’t wait to meet my facebud. I’ve got a whole list of swear words ready.