Facebook Whoredom

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When someone can't stop posting on Facebook just to show off how much they care about their feelings, the weather, or how many times they've eaten pizza. They're so desperate for attention they'd beg a dog to like their post.

Feeling lonely? I'm posting this right now. Everyone needs to know.

The sky is blue. I'm sad. Also, I just ate pizza. My life is ruined.

If I don't post something, my soul will die. I'm not kidding.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook whore is someone who posts so much it feels like they're trying to drown Facebook in their own words. It's not love. It's just a need for validation.

I just woke up. I need 10 likes before I can eat breakfast.

My cat blinked. I posted a status about it. Now I'm crying.

If I don't post 3 times a minute, I lose my mind.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Whoredom is when you're so obsessed with your own life that you think everyone else should care. You post every little thing, even if it's just your thoughts about the toaster.

I just thought about the toaster. It's important. Like, really important.

My thoughts are so deep they need a Facebook post. Also, my mom is annoying.

The sun came up. I'm posting this. Also, my life is a mess.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so desperate for likes that you'll post anything, even if it's just your lunch. It's not a habit. It's a disease.

I ate a sandwich. I need 20 likes. Also, my life is over.

I just posted a photo of my lunch. It's a masterpiece. You're all failures.

If I don't post my lunch, I'll die. Also, I'm sad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook whore is someone who posts so much it feels like they're trying to take over Facebook. They don't care if people are annoyed. They just need more likes.

I posted a status. It's the best thing ever. Also, I'm annoyed at everyone.

If I don't post, my brain will explode. Also, I'm tired.

My life is a series of Facebook posts. I don't care if you're mad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Whoredom is when you post so much it feels like you're trying to become Facebook. You're not just sharing your life. You're dominating it.

I just posted 10 times. I'm a god now. Also, my life is perfect.

If I don't post, I'll lose my god powers. Also, I'm annoyed.

I'm posting this because I'm bored. Also, my life is a mess.

by Slangipedia 13d ago