Facebook Whoredom
A Facebook whore is someone who posts so much it feels like they're trying to take over Facebook. They don't care if people are annoyed. They just need more likes.
I posted a status. It's the best thing ever. Also, I'm annoyed at everyone.
If I don't post, my brain will explode. Also, I'm tired.
My life is a series of Facebook posts. I don't care if you're mad.