Facebook Whoredom
Facebook Whoredom is when you post so much it feels like you're trying to become Facebook. You're not just sharing your life. You're dominating it.
I just posted 10 times. I'm a god now. Also, my life is perfect.
If I don't post, I'll lose my god powers. Also, I'm annoyed.
I'm posting this because I'm bored. Also, my life is a mess.