Facebook Whoredom
Facebook Whoredom is when you're so obsessed with your own life that you think everyone else should care. You post every little thing, even if it's just your thoughts about the toaster.
I just thought about the toaster. It's important. Like, really important.
My thoughts are so deep they need a Facebook post. Also, my mom is annoying.
The sun came up. I'm posting this. Also, my life is a mess.