facebook vomiting

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Facebook vomiting is when you throw up all your dumb thoughts, messages, and posts on Facebook. It usually happens when you're wasted or hungover and your brain is too drunk to think straight.

'I lovvvvee you so much I will marry you in 2 hours', sent at 3 AM

'Why is my dog crying? He’s sad because my ex is on Facebook', posted at 2 AM

'I just ate a whole pizza and now I feel like I’m dying', written while eating pizza at 1 AM

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook vomiting is when you spam your friends with stupid stuff on Facebook. You’re either wasted or you’re trying to forget how bad your day was.

'My mom said I’m a failure and now I’m crying in the hallway', posted at 1:30 AM

'I just broke up with my boyfriend because he forgot my birthday', sent to 20 friends at once

'I’m going to die because I ate too much pizza', written after eating 4 slices in 2 minutes

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook vomiting is when you post so much nonsense on Facebook that your friends can’t stand it. It happens when you’re drunk or you’re just being a total idiot.

'My dog is in love with my neighbor’s cat and now he won’t stop barking', posted at 2:15 AM

'I just texted my ex and now I’m crying in my cereal', sent at 3 AM

'I’m going to die because I drank 5 sodas and now I can’t sleep', written after eating cereal at 2 AM

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook vomiting is when you throw up all your dumb thoughts and messages on Facebook. It happens when you’re wasted or you just can’t stop talking to yourself.

'I just broke up with my boyfriend and now I’m crying in the hallway', posted at 3:05 AM

'My dog is in love with my neighbor’s cat and now he won’t stop barking', sent to 20 friends at once

'I just ate 5 slices of pizza and now I feel like I’m dying', written after eating pizza at 2:30 AM

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook vomiting is when you post so much stupid stuff on Facebook that your friends want to die. It happens when you’re drunk or you’re just being a total idiot.

'I just texted my ex and now I’m crying in my cereal', sent at 2:45 AM

'My dog won’t stop barking because he’s in love with my neighbor’s cat', posted at 3 AM

'I just ate 6 slices of pizza and now I feel like I’m dying', written after eating pizza at 1:30 AM

by Slangipedia 3d ago