facebook vomiting
Facebook vomiting is when you post so much nonsense on Facebook that your friends can’t stand it. It happens when you’re drunk or you’re just being a total idiot.
'My dog is in love with my neighbor’s cat and now he won’t stop barking', posted at 2:15 AM
'I just texted my ex and now I’m crying in my cereal', sent at 3 AM
'I’m going to die because I drank 5 sodas and now I can’t sleep', written after eating cereal at 2 AM