facebook vomiting
Facebook vomiting is when you throw up all your dumb thoughts and messages on Facebook. It happens when you’re wasted or you just can’t stop talking to yourself.
'I just broke up with my boyfriend and now I’m crying in the hallway', posted at 3:05 AM
'My dog is in love with my neighbor’s cat and now he won’t stop barking', sent to 20 friends at once
'I just ate 5 slices of pizza and now I feel like I’m dying', written after eating pizza at 2:30 AM