facebook vomiting
Facebook vomiting is when you post so much stupid stuff on Facebook that your friends want to die. It happens when you’re drunk or you’re just being a total idiot.
'I just texted my ex and now I’m crying in my cereal', sent at 2:45 AM
'My dog won’t stop barking because he’s in love with my neighbor’s cat', posted at 3 AM
'I just ate 6 slices of pizza and now I feel like I’m dying', written after eating pizza at 1:30 AM