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A stupid quote that goes viral because it's written by a brain-dead teen who thinks they're profound. It always starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and has the worst analogies ever.
Life is like a box of chocolates... but only if you're fat and hate milk.
Love is like a pizza... but only if it's cold and you're sad.
A Real Man is like a dragon... but only if he's wearing socks and hates Mondays.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dumb quote that's shared by everyone who can't read. It's written by someone who thinks they're deep, but they're just full of hot air and bad grammar.
Life is like a toilet... but only if you're stuck in it and it's clogged.
Love is like a burger... but only if it's soggy and you're hungry.
A Real Man is like a bear... but only if he's wearing pajamas and hates campfires.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A ridiculous quote that gets posted by every idiot who can't spell. It starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and ends with something that makes no sense.
Life is like a fart... but only if it's loud and you're in a church.
Love is like a sandwich... but only if it's wet and you're sad.
A Real Man is like a ghost... but only if he's wearing a hat and hates birthdays.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A stupid quote that makes everyone roll their eyes. It's written by a clueless teen who thinks they're cool, but they're just full of nonsense and bad spelling.
Life is like a sneeze... but only if it's loud and you're in a library.
Love is like a sock... but only if it's missing and you're confused.
A Real Man is like a zombie... but only if he's wearing sunglasses and hates pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dumb quote that gets posted by every brain-dead person who can't think. It starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and ends with something that makes everyone cringe.
Life is like a fart... but only if it's smelly and you're in a church.
Love is like a sock... but only if it's wet and you're sad.
A Real Man is like a dog... but only if he's wearing a hat and hates Mondays.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A ridiculous quote that's written by someone who can't spell and thinks they're profound. It always starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and ends with the worst analogy ever.
Life is like a sandwich... but only if it's soggy and you're sad.
Love is like a sneeze... but only if it's loud and you're in a library.
A Real Man is like a zombie... but only if he's wearing sunglasses and hates pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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