Facebook philosophy
A dumb quote that gets posted by every brain-dead person who can't think. It starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and ends with something that makes everyone cringe.
Life is like a fart... but only if it's smelly and you're in a church.
Love is like a sock... but only if it's wet and you're sad.
A Real Man is like a dog... but only if he's wearing a hat and hates Mondays.