Facebook philosophy
A stupid quote that goes viral because it's written by a brain-dead teen who thinks they're profound. It always starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and has the worst analogies ever.
Life is like a box of chocolates... but only if you're fat and hate milk.
Love is like a pizza... but only if it's cold and you're sad.
A Real Man is like a dragon... but only if he's wearing socks and hates Mondays.