Facebook philosophy
A stupid quote that makes everyone roll their eyes. It's written by a clueless teen who thinks they're cool, but they're just full of nonsense and bad spelling.
Life is like a sneeze... but only if it's loud and you're in a library.
Love is like a sock... but only if it's missing and you're confused.
A Real Man is like a zombie... but only if he's wearing sunglasses and hates pizza.