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#fake family#facebook lies#lazy family

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A fake family on Facebook that you make so you don’t have to actually talk to real people. They like your pics, tag you in old photos, and pretend they’re your best friends even though they’ve forgotten your birthday.
My cousin tagged me in a 2012 photo of her at the mall, but she doesn’t remember I even exist.
My aunt likes every single photo I post, but she hasn’t seen me in 5 years.
My uncle commented on my vacation pic like he was there, but he was at the beach with his ex.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The people you add on Facebook to make your family look perfect, even though they’re just lazy and don’t want to talk to you in real life. They like everything you post, but they never show up.
My cousin likes my pizza pic, but she doesn’t know what cheese is.
My uncle posted a ‘Happy Birthday’ on my wall, but he didn’t even send a text.
My aunt commented on my pic of my dog, but she doesn’t have a dog.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A bunch of people you put on Facebook so your family looks cool, even though they’re just there to pretend they care. They like your stuff, but they’re too busy being fake.
My cousin commented on my pic of my cat, but she’s never met my cat.
My uncle liked my graduation photo, but he didn’t even know I graduated.
My aunt posted a ‘I’m proud of you’ on my wall, but she’s never seen me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The people you add on Facebook to make your family look amazing, even though they’re just there to pretend they know you. They like your posts, but they’ve never actually been anywhere near you.
My cousin liked my new haircut pic, but she doesn’t know what a haircut is.
My uncle commented on my vacation photo, but he was in the hospital.
My aunt posted a ‘I miss you’ on my wall, but she didn’t even text me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A group of people on Facebook that you add so you don’t have to talk to real family. They like everything you post, but they’re just there to make you feel bad.
My cousin liked my pizza pic, but she doesn’t know what pizza is.
My uncle commented on my graduation photo, but he was at a funeral.
My aunt posted a ‘I love you’ on my wall, but she’s never seen me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The people you add on Facebook to make your family look perfect, but they’re just there to waste your time. They like your stuff, but they’re too lazy to actually talk to you.
My cousin tagged me in a 2010 photo, but she doesn’t remember my name.
My uncle liked my birthday post, but he didn’t even know it was my birthday.
My aunt posted a ‘Happy New Year’ on my wall, but she didn’t even send a text.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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