facebook only family
The people you add on Facebook to make your family look perfect, even though they’re just lazy and don’t want to talk to you in real life. They like everything you post, but they never show up.
My cousin likes my pizza pic, but she doesn’t know what cheese is.
My uncle posted a ‘Happy Birthday’ on my wall, but he didn’t even send a text.
My aunt commented on my pic of my dog, but she doesn’t have a dog.