facebook only family
A bunch of people you put on Facebook so your family looks cool, even though they’re just there to pretend they care. They like your stuff, but they’re too busy being fake.
My cousin commented on my pic of my cat, but she’s never met my cat.
My uncle liked my graduation photo, but he didn’t even know I graduated.
My aunt posted a ‘I’m proud of you’ on my wall, but she’s never seen me.