facebook only family
The people you add on Facebook to make your family look amazing, even though they’re just there to pretend they know you. They like your posts, but they’ve never actually been anywhere near you.
My cousin liked my new haircut pic, but she doesn’t know what a haircut is.
My uncle commented on my vacation photo, but he was in the hospital.
My aunt posted a ‘I miss you’ on my wall, but she didn’t even text me.