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A Facebook dummy who doesn't know how to act on Facebook. They post their own stuff first, like their own posts, and scream in all caps like they're being tortured.

I just posted this picture of my dog and already liked it. I'm not even done eating breakfast.

I commented 'OMG THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER' before anyone else even saw it.

I wrote 'HI I'M ANGELA AND I'M ON FACEBOOK' in all caps. I don't know why.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook noob who thinks they're a pro. They like their own posts, comment on their own posts, and yell at the screen like it owes them money.

I liked my own status because no one else was doing it. It was a personal attack.

I commented on my own post before my mom even saw it. I'm that good.

I yelled at my phone like it was my ex. 'YOU HAD ONE JOB, FACEBOOK!'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook rookie who doesn't know the rules. They like their own stuff, comment on their own stuff, and type like they're trying to beat the computer.

I liked my own post so hard, my phone started sweating.

I commented on my own post before my best friend even opened Facebook. I'm that fast.

I typed 'LOL' in all caps and then cried. It was a bad day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook newbie who doesn't know how to behave. They like their own stuff, comment on their own stuff, and scream at the screen like it's their enemy.

I liked my own post so much, I took a screenshot and sent it to my grandma.

I commented on my own post before my brother even logged in. I'm that obsessed.

I screamed at my phone like it was the last person on Earth. 'FACEBOOK, I WILL HAVE MY POST COMMENTED!'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook beginner who thinks they're a legend. They like their own stuff, comment on their own stuff, and type like they're in a race against time.

I liked my own post so fast, my phone gave me a warning.

I commented on my own post before my cat even blinked. I'm that quick.

I typed 'OMG' in all caps and then my keyboard exploded. It was a good day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago