Facebook Newb Boob
A Facebook newbie who doesn't know how to behave. They like their own stuff, comment on their own stuff, and scream at the screen like it's their enemy.
I liked my own post so much, I took a screenshot and sent it to my grandma.
I commented on my own post before my brother even logged in. I'm that obsessed.
I screamed at my phone like it was the last person on Earth. 'FACEBOOK, I WILL HAVE MY POST COMMENTED!'