Facebook Newb Boob
A Facebook dummy who doesn't know how to act on Facebook. They post their own stuff first, like their own posts, and scream in all caps like they're being tortured.
I just posted this picture of my dog and already liked it. I'm not even done eating breakfast.
I commented 'OMG THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER' before anyone else even saw it.
I wrote 'HI I'M ANGELA AND I'M ON FACEBOOK' in all caps. I don't know why.