Facebook Newb Boob
A Facebook beginner who thinks they're a legend. They like their own stuff, comment on their own stuff, and type like they're in a race against time.
I liked my own post so fast, my phone gave me a warning.
I commented on my own post before my cat even blinked. I'm that quick.
I typed 'OMG' in all caps and then my keyboard exploded. It was a good day.