facebook mommy
A mom who thinks she’s living the dream but is actually just sleeping, shopping, and posting to Facebook. She has no time for real life.
Posted a photo of herself at the mall with 5 hashtags and said, ‘This is my life.’
Texted her friends: ‘I’m working, but I’m also sleeping, so I’m fine.’
Posted a selfie with her kid and said, ‘I had 3 minutes with my kid today, but I’m still perfect.’