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A mom who’s a total waste of oxygen but posts fake selfies with her kids like they’re models. She uses hashtags like #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife but her kids probably hate her.
Posted a photo of her kid with a fake smile and a million hashtags. The kid was crying in the background.
DM’d her friends: ‘My kid just ate my shoe, but I’m still perfect.’
Posted a selfie with her kid while the kid was covered in glitter and said, ‘This is my life.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A mom who thinks she’s living the dream but is actually just sleeping, shopping, and posting to Facebook. She has no time for real life.
Posted a photo of herself at the mall with 5 hashtags and said, ‘This is my life.’
Texted her friends: ‘I’m working, but I’m also sleeping, so I’m fine.’
Posted a selfie with her kid and said, ‘I had 3 minutes with my kid today, but I’m still perfect.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A mom who lives in a fantasy world. She’s always at the club, asleep, or drinking coffee with her friends. She’s only with her kids for 30 minutes a day and still thinks she’s the best mom ever.
Texted her friends: ‘I had 30 minutes with my kid today. I’m still perfect.’
Posted a selfie with her kid and said, ‘My kid just peed on the floor, but I’m still perfect.’
Posted a photo of herself at the club with 10 hashtags and said, ‘This is my life.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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