facebook momification
when your mom, who’s usually cool, goes full Facebook influencer mode and starts talking about yoga, keto, and the weird things she saw on Facebook. It’s like she got hit by a Facebook ad and a gym membership at the same time.
'I did yoga today. It was just standing there and pretending I’m not a mess.'
'I’m on keto now. I eat almonds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I eat almonds for dinner.'