facebook momification

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when a mom who usually acts like she's got it all together suddenly goes full Instagram influencer and starts talking about yoga, keto, and whatever weird fad she saw on Facebook. It's like she got hit by a neon sign and a gym membership at the same time.
'I did 200 squats today. My legs are on fire, but my keto salad is on fire too.'
'Yoga is just standing there and pretending you're not a mess.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I’m eating 100 almonds for breakfast.'
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when your mom, who normally just does her thing, starts acting like she’s been in a cult and now she’s obsessed with keto, yoga, and whatever Facebook article she read at 2 a. m. It’s like she turned into a human Facebook ad.
'I’m doing keto now. My brain is confused, but my body is happy.'
'Yoga is just standing there and breathing like you’re in a commercial.'
'I read a post about a keto diet and now I eat almonds for dinner.'
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when your mom, who’s usually cool, goes full Facebook influencer mode and starts talking about yoga, keto, and the weird things she saw on Facebook. It’s like she got hit by a Facebook ad and a gym membership at the same time.
'I did yoga today. It was just standing there and pretending I’m not a mess.'
'I’m on keto now. I eat almonds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I eat almonds for dinner.'
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when your mom, who normally just lives her life, suddenly starts talking about keto, yoga, and whatever weird Facebook post she saw, like she’s been brainwashed by a gym and a Facebook ad. It’s like she’s in a commercial and you’re the audience.
'I’m doing yoga now. It’s just standing there and breathing like I’m in a commercial.'
'I’m on keto. I eat almonds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I eat almonds for dinner.'
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when your mom, who usually acts like she knows what she's doing, suddenly starts talking about keto, yoga, and whatever Facebook post she saw, like she was hit by a gym ad and a cult at the same time. It's like she turned into a Facebook ad with a side of confusion.
'I did yoga today. It was just standing there and pretending I’m not a mess.'
'I’m on keto now. I eat almonds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I eat almonds for dinner.'
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