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when a mom who usually acts like she's got it all together suddenly goes full Instagram influencer and starts talking about yoga, keto, and whatever weird fad she saw on Facebook. It's like she got hit by a neon sign and a gym membership at the same time.
'I did 200 squats today. My legs are on fire, but my keto salad is on fire too.'
'Yoga is just standing there and pretending you're not a mess.'
'I read a Facebook post about keto and now I’m eating 100 almonds for breakfast.'