Facebook Lag

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The stupid wait you make after getting a Facebook alert so you don't look like a desperate, creepy loser. You wait like a grandma waiting for her grandchild to come home.
I saw your post at 2 a. m. I'm not responding until 2:15. You're not that important.
He messaged me 10 times. I'm waiting until 3 p. m. to reply. He's not getting a reply until I'm ready.
She liked my post at lunch. I'm waiting until dinner to like hers back. That's how it's done.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you wait to reply on Facebook because you're too proud to look like a desperate, begging, lovesick dog. You wait like you're waiting for a paycheck.
He messaged me at 8 a. m. I'm not replying until 9:30. I'm not that hungry for attention.
She liked my post at 11 p. m. I'm waiting until midnight. That's when I'm active.
He sent me 5 messages in a row. I'm waiting until he gives up and walks away.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The stupid wait you do on Facebook just so you don’t look like a total spaz who can’t wait 5 seconds to reply. You wait like you’re training for the Olympics.
She commented on my post at 10 a. m. I'm not replying until 10:30. That’s how I roll.
He messaged me at 1 p. m. I'm waiting until 2 p. m. That’s the schedule.
I saw your post at 5 p. m. I'm waiting until 5:10. Don’t think you’re special.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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