Facebook Lag
The stupid wait you make after getting a Facebook alert so you don't look like a desperate, creepy loser. You wait like a grandma waiting for her grandchild to come home.
I saw your post at 2 a. m. I'm not responding until 2:15. You're not that important.
He messaged me 10 times. I'm waiting until 3 p. m. to reply. He's not getting a reply until I'm ready.
She liked my post at lunch. I'm waiting until dinner to like hers back. That's how it's done.